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WHAT’S YOUR SEX IQ?
1. A “booty call” is....
a. an army term for early wake up
b. when you or he calls for no other reason than to get
together for sex.
c. what you call a guy with big bucks
d. what he calls a girl with a big butt.
2. He’ll last longer is you...
a. tease him with foreplay
b. hurt him first
c. dress him in your underwear
d. withhold any form of sex from him for weeks at a time.
3. Cunnilingus is...
a. a cloud that is fluffy on top, but flat on the bottom
b. a venereal disease that can be controlled but never conquered.
c. a sex act involving his lips, your clitoris, and a whole
lot of pleasure.
d. a sex act involving your mouth, his penis, and a whole
lot of pleasure.
4. S&M stands for...
a. Sexy and Macho ( think open shirts and big muscles).
b. Sadism and Masochism ( think whips and chains).
c. Single and Mingling (think boy meets girl).
d. Student and Master ( think sexy lessons and lusty detentions).
5. When a guy tells you, “I’ll call you,” he means...
a. you’ll hear from him within the next 24 hours.
b. you’ll maybe hear from him sometime that week.
c. don’t wait by the phone because he’s already forgotten
your number.
d. it’s time that you CALL him.
6. Kama Sutra is...
a. the really exotic foreign spy who was on last weeks episode
of the TV show alias.
b. a Roman novel with naughty pictures.
c. an acient guide to achieving nirvana through sex.
d. a Grammy-winning all-girl pop group.
7. The average mans penis is...
a. 7 inches long.
b. 5-6 inches.
c. arched.
d. able to physically contract along with his lover’s cervix.
8. Cross-dressing is...
a. when he makes you put on several dresses, then undresses
you slowly.
b. feeding each other turkey stuffing with just your fingers,
while your naked.
c. when he dresses in your clothes.
d. when he makes you put on several dresses, then rips them
off you before making mad, passionate love to you.
9. Low sperm count can be caused by ...
a. too tight tightie whities.
b. too much sex.
c. not enough sex.
d. genetic anomolies.
10. When hes has “the big V,” that means he’s ...
a. made it with a virgin.
b. contracted venereal disease
c. beaten back a deadly disease.
d. had a vasectomy.
11. The “mile high club” ....
a. meets on the first Saturday of the month, in Denver, Colorado.
b. consists of anyone who has had sex on an airplane.
c. is a collection of profootball groupies, who are extremely
tall! (almost a mile)
d. is comprised of single millionaire men.
12. Soft swinging is a term for ...
a. swapping partners for heavy foreplay but returning to your
partner for actual sex.
b. making love on a swing.
c. a flirting technique, using your hair brushing over his
body as a turn on.
d. going from one guy to another, in order to tease both.
13. The G-spot is located ...
a. just outside the clitoris.
b. in an erotic dream
c. beneath her G-string.
d. on the front wall of the vagina. between the opening and
the cervix
14. If he has “blue balls,” he ...
a. is known as a lover with a pattern of sexual longevity.
b. will ejaculate pale blue sperm.
c. has not had an ejaculation in a very long time.
d. will make love while talking, until he is blue in the face.
15. If you are a “monosexual,” you ...
a. are aroused by only one gender.
b. have only had one lover.
c. are contagious with mononucleosis.
d. are monogamous.
16. SRS is ...
a. men’s shorthand for “Single, but Raring to-go Sexually.”
b. Sex and the City term for “Sexually Repulsive Slob!”
c. a medical term for “Sexual Reassignment Surgery”
d. Popular British slang for “Straight, Randy, and Single.”
17. The most sensual sensation is...
a. touch.
b. smell and taste.
c. sight.
d. all of the above.
18. May/December relationships happen between those who are...
a. of different ages: one is young, one is old.
b. above the age of 60.
c. born in May and December
d. of different religions.
19. Which one of these is NOT an aphrodisiac...
a. Asparagus.
b. Indonesian Boar hoof.
c. Korean ginseng.
d. Cayenne pepper.
20. A “gazelle” is ...
a. a mans sexual position, when he makes love on one leg.
b. a woman who goes from one relationship to another.
c. shorthand for a form of foreplay, using your toes.
d. a sexual position, where a woman wraps her legs around
the man as he makes love to her standing up.
21. If your boyfriend is seeing an ecdysiast, he’s ...
a. getting treatment for a rare sexual dysfunction.
b. a believer in fortune tellers.
c. watching a professional stripper take it all off.
d. feeling very guilty about his dear mother.
22. When a man goes to his “cave,” he wants ..
a. to break up.
b. time to play with the guys.
c. time to sort out his problems.
d. to date others.
23. If he wants to introduce you to B&D, you can expect ...
a. a hard liquor drink, shaken with crushed ice and lemon.
( its a brand of liquor)
b. a new tight black leather outfit, including whip and
high heeled boots. (stands for bondage and dominance)
c. a romantic getaway. (stands for bed and dinner spot)
d. to be pampered like a baby. (stands for bottle and diaper)
24. If you say “yes” to a session of lalo chezia, he will ...
a. serve you a soft, sweet Italian cheese- nude of course
(its a food product).
b. cover your body with sticky condiments (involves BBQ packets)
c. talk dirty to you (it means talking dirty to relieve tension)
d. suggests a menage-a- trois (it means threesome in Italian).
25. Your relationship is not truly exclusive if ...
a. you’ve agreed to date others.
b. you don’t ask if he’s dating others, and he doesn’t tell.
c. you’ve agreed to let him date other women
d. all of the above
26. A man who tells you he is “gamophobic” ...
a. will leave you at the altar; he’s afraid of marriage.
b. is too competitive to be a good sport; hes obsessed with
winning the game.
c. will never play organized sports; hes terrified of basketball.
d. despises women with long legs; he hates heights.
27. Emotional abuse is ....
a. when you don’t get your way with him
b. does not really exist.
c. when he constantly puts you down, or makes you cry.
d. not as harmful to someone as physical abuse.
28. Sex addicts...
a. are more obsessed with sex than relationships.
b. can only be men.
c. have an overactive sex gene
d. feel they are desirable
1. B 2. A 3. C 4. B 5. B 6. C 7. B
8. C 9. A 10. D 11. B 12. A 13. D 14. C 15. A
16. C 17. B 18. A 19. B 20. D 21. C 22. C 23.B
24. C 25. C 26. A 27. C 28. A
IF YOU SCORED:
23-28 correctly, then you are sexually savvy.
No guy will ever get the better of you-- unless you
REALLY want them too!
17-22 right, then you are a sexual pro in the making.
As much as you think you know, you’ve still got a lot
to learn-- so find yourself a really GOOD teacher!
10-16, you are a sexual freshman.
So many positions, so little time!
9 or less right, you are a bit clueless.
You are a virgin about all things sexual and sensual.
Back to the basics for you! And remember...practice
makes perfect!
BONUS TEST:
True or False
1. Only men have sexual fantasies?
2. Most men have erection trouble after age 50?
3. A woman has two labia?
4. Men find it easy to talk to women about sex?
5. Most men have dowcets?
6. Only she has a puboccygeus?
7. Women ejaculate?
8. You can use a condom more than once?
9. If he says you’re "callipygian". Take it as a compliment?
10. A womans vagina is cleaner than the average mouth?
1. FALSE- Only 4% of women claim to have never had a
sexual fantasy.
2. FALSE- While the odds rise with age, it can start
earlier, or never.
3. TRUE- A womans external lips are comprised of the
labia major, the outer lips and the labia minor.
4. FALSE- 89% of heterosexual men find it hard to discuss
their sex lives with women.
5. FALSE- These are testicles, but they are only found on deer.
6. FALSE- The ultimate love muscle is found in both men and
women. It contracts for 8 seconds during orgasm.
7. TRUE- Some women release a white fluid from there skenes gland.
8. FALSE- A condom should only be used once.
9. TRUE- It means you have a shapely butt!
10. TRUE- You have nothing to worry or be embarrassed about
down there.. maybe they should make out with your vagina
it’d be cleaner (SOMEHOW)!
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